May 2013
esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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I just want to spend the day laying out by the pool. Is that too much to ask?
North Lexington is a creepy ass place.
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How crazy does it make me if I just ordered my dog a birthday cake?
I have a job interview in an hour and I am sitting in my underwear on tumblr. This is a problem.
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
punsicle:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
westcoastsweetheart:
Madras needs to die.
manicpixiedeathbitch:
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
