I didn't choose the lady bro life, the lady bro life chose me.

Whitney, 21, Senior at the University of Kentucky, English and Secondary English Education major, owner of a fabulous St. Bernard named Sampson, democrat, a self proclaimed asshole, and baker of the greatest cupcakes of all time. Pardon all the porn. All the ass. All the time.

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